Cheeky gift, cupcake included

Gift price $9.99

Birthday Roast Topper Pack

Another year, another public roasting. Made to get a laugh, a gasp and a screenshot.

Your gift $9.99

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Gift-ready packaging Personal note included Delivery shown at checkout

Personalise your gift

Personalised note Printed with the gift. Keep it affectionate.

Inside the gift

What's included

The bit they screenshot

“Older, Wiser, Still a Bitch”

“Another Year Closer to the Grave”

The reaction

The cupcakes are the vehicle. The real product is the group chat photo, the birthday table gasp and the friend who knows exactly why this is funny.

Inside the box

Each gift is styled to feel thoughtful, polished and cheeky, with toppers and notes chosen around the occasion.

Never mean

The tone is best friends, sisters, bridesmaids and work wives. It is never bullying, always love with a sharp edge.

Another year, another public roasting.

Birthday toppers made for cake-table laughs, photos and affectionate roasts.

Never bullying. Always affectionate.