Pick Your Mix
Choose the flavour and a box size that fits the moment.
Little Bitch Bakes
Cute Packaging. Rude Message.
Thoughtful AF.
Custom cupcake gifts, cheeky toppers and premium pink boxes made for the people who know exactly why it is funny.
How it works
Pick the gift. Pick the joke. Take the credit.
Pick Your Toppers
Match the joke to the birthday, hen party, office or bestie.
Pick Your Chaos Level
Add a personal note, check the reaction, then send the gift.
Build Your Own Bitch Box
Build the reaction before you buy the box.
Featured kits
Small gathering, big party or maximum chaos?
Topper examples
This is what sells the gift: the joke.
Older, Wiser, Still a Bitch
Birthday Roast Topper Pack
$9.99
Thick Thighs, Thin Patience
Office Chaos Topper Pack
$9.99
Queen of Bad Decisions
Hen Party Special Topper Pack
$11.99
Another Year Closer to the Grave
Divorce Party Topper Pack
$11.99
Thinking of you, bitch
Bestie Topper Pack
$9.99
Small but mighty. Just like the insults.
Passive Aggressive Topper Pack
$9.99
Gift occasions
For the moments that deserve a reaction.
Birthdays
Cake, candles and a line they will screenshot.
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Hen Parties
For bridesmaids and the group chat that started it all.
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Office Gifts
Desk-safe gifting for the work wife.
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Bestie Gifts
Cute enough to be sweet, sharp enough to feel personal.
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Breakups
An edible pep talk after someone chose poorly.
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Girls Night
Cupcakes, gossip and one excellent bad decision.
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