Cheeky gift, cupcake included
Gift price
$24.99 - $69.99
Build Your Own Bitch Box
The custom gift builder.
Made to get a laugh, a gasp and a screenshot.
Inside the gift
What's included
- Pre-mix
- Themed toppers
- Piping bag
- Baking cups
- Instructions
- Premium gift packaging
The bit they screenshot
Example topper messages
“Older, Wiser, Still a Bitch”
“Thick Thighs, Thin Patience”
“Queen of Bad Decisions”
“Another Year Closer to the Grave”
The reaction
Customers are buying the laugh.
The cupcakes are the vehicle. The real product is the group chat photo, the birthday table gasp and the friend who knows exactly why this is funny.
Inside the box
Premium gift packaging, rude little details.
Each gift is styled to feel thoughtful, polished and cheeky, with toppers and notes chosen around the occasion.
Never mean
Playfully offensive. Always affectionate.
The tone is best friends, sisters, bridesmaids and work wives. It is never bullying, always love with a sharp edge.
Build Your Own Bitch Box
The hero gift: cupcakes, toppers, packaging and a personalised note built around the reaction you want to create.
- Choose flavour: Vanilla, Chocolate or Red Velvet.
- Choose size: 6, 12 or 24 pieces.
- Choose chaos level: Classic Insults, Birthday Roast, Hen Party Special or Office Chaos.
- Add a personalised note at checkout.
This is a cheeky gifting experience first, cupcake kit second.
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